And when I saw my hammer flying helplessly through the air like that, I just couldn't take it. That apparently didn't make any difference whatsoever to Dad, because he just grabbed my hammer out of my hand and flung it across the field. I was just letting the hammer swing lazily at arm's length, and maybe it tapped the fence once or twice, but that's all. I swear, what I did next was not hammering. "I'm afraid I have some news for you," he said. Then, he just grabbed my arm and made me stop. But I just kept on hammering, 'cause that's the way I am when I get that hammer going. Dad tried to physically stop me from hammering by inserting a small log of some sort between my hammer and the fence. Hammering away, happy as an old hammer dog. As soon as I heard "You can hammer," that's what I started doing. "Look," he said, "you can hammer later, but first-" Well, I didn't even wait to hear the rest. I think he felt bad for yelling at me, especially since it looked like he had bad news. I did stop hammering, but first I got a couple more hammers in, and this seemed to make Dad mad. Dad asked me to stop hammering, as he had some news.
"I'm just hammering." With that, I returned to my hammering. "Son," he said, "why are you hammering on that fence? It already has plenty of nails in it." "Oh, I'm not using nails," I replied. I continued to hammer as he came toward me. He was carrying a letter or something in his hand, and he looked worried. I remember I was hammering on a fence in the backyard when Dad approached. I have shared this Jack Handey story so many times, and not once have I been able to make it through without multiple interruptions of laughing and attempts to re-read what I couldn't make it through. We now have a Discord server too! (Thanks /u/BlueDeadpool and /u/MajesticVelcro) The Season 48 Who Wrote That Sketch Thread!Ĭheck out SNL Transcripts for some cool info on SNL and a whole lotta transcripts. Writers' Pitch Monday Live Discussion Sketch Sorting Sunday Season 48 Sketch Sorting Sunday Year in Review Steve Martin & Martin Short / Brandi Carlile Links to pirated material such as torrents and streams, or requests for that material, are not allowed. Do not brigade the community from a different community, engage in vote manipulation, or otherwise disrupt things. Not everything a cast member has ever done or will do is related to SNL. Common posts and opinions may also be removed. No reposts from the last week (or longer based on moderator discretion). Don't come here exclusively to promote your project. Continued harassment will result in a ban.
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